I am a spewtard!

If you are reading this I apologize. I am writing this to remind myself not to be a fucking idiot. My game is improving big time but I take it to far sometimes. When a maniac is on my table I get stupid sometimes and start making retarded ass plays. This is a few of those plays.

Villain in these hands is running 43/37/5.8 over 434 hands. 1st time I 3bet him he 4bet me. Then he stacks me with AJs vs my QQ when he jams a FD and hits.
Then this hand happens, not sure if my play is correct or not.

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter, Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($586.05)
SB ($568.98)
BB ($370.10)
Hero ($466.75)
MP ($848)
CO ($806)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Td, Th.
Hero raises to $16, 1 fold, CO raises to $48, 3 folds, Hero raises to $120, CO raises to $776, Hero calls $346.75 (All-In).


After our history at 1st I liked my call but after second thought in all honesty it might be a fold. He has only seen QQ from me so I think he will be less likely to 5 bet bluff here.

Flop: ($1248.75) 2c, 9s, 7c (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($1248.75) 2h (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1248.75) 9h (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1248.75

Results below:
Hero has Td Th (two pair, tens and nines).
CO has Qc Qh (two pair, queens and nines).
Outcome: CO wins $1248.75.


Then he takes me to value town. Oh wait I mean I fucking spew. I wanted to fold then decided I might actually still have some FE and if not maybe I can suck out. Again I think this guy was erasing all moves from his arsenal against me. Funny thing is I dont get it in that bad.

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter, Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($1912.45)
Hero ($474)
BB ($1258.80)
UTG ($954.80)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Qc, Jd.
UTG raises to $12, 1 fold, Hero calls $10, 1 fold.

Flop: ($28) 6c, Ac, Ts (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $24, Hero raises to $76, UTG raises to $152, Hero raises to $462 (All-In), UTG calls $258.

Turn: ($900) 8s (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($900) As (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $900

Results below:
Hero has Qc Jd (one pair, aces).
UTG has 4c Tc (two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: UTG wins $900.


The there was this guy who was 3betting me all day. I honestly again am not so sure just how bad my play is. I mean calling with QJo OOP is marginal but I had to take a stand against this guy.


Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter, Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($951.30)
Hero ($443.30)
BB ($984.30)
UTG ($951)
MP ($991.10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Jc, Qd.
3 folds, Hero raises to $16, BB raises to $46, Hero calls $30.

Flop: ($92) 7d, 4h, Qh (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $65, Hero raises to $206, BB raises to $271, Hero calls $191.30 (All-In).

Turn: ($760.30) Ts (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($760.30) 9h (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $760.30

Results below:
Hero has Jc Qd (one pair, queens).
BB has Kh Qc (one pair, queens).
Outcome: BB wins $760.30.


So basically I am a spewtard when I know guys are playing back light. 400NL has been fun so far and I know I will beat the game this month. Just need to keep my head on and go with what I set as my goal. I actually added a table at 400NL which is just stupid. The aggression levels are fucking crazy. I honestly think you could play like some stupid limp call game and just kill all the TAG tards. That being said I am going to stick to my solid play and 2-3 table when the games look good. If it wasnt for these really spewy spots I would be doing quite well even though I have had like an insane number of coolers already.